EveningI saw that Eric Idle, the musician in Monty Python, has released a wonderful free song for us all. Go here to download the FCC Song as mp3 Censoring 'dirty words' absolutely makes me see red, and I have been bitterly disappointed to hear pathetic justifications for radio censorship coming from someone whose opinion I generally respect quite a bit. I'm not someone who swears very often, but for the sake of free speech, and against the sake of buying into a reverse fetish for some words, here's the lyrics.
Fuck you very much the FCC Fuck you very much for fining me Five thousand bucks a fuck So I'm really out of luck Thats more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCC For proving that free speech just isn't free Clear channel's a dear channel So Howard Stern must go Attorney General Ashcroft doesnt like strong words and so He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, dear Mr. Bush For heroically sitting on your tush For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who pale Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail Shes an uppity rich bitch And at least she isnt male So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you Dickhead Mr. Cheney too Fuck you and fuck everything you do Your pacemaker must be a fake, you havent got a heart As far as I'm concerned youre just a pasty faced old fart And as for Condoleeza, shes an intellectual tart So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPA For giving all Alaska's oil away It really is a bummer When I cant fill my hummer The ozones a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say "The Nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA" So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet fails Lets save the great white males And fuck you all so very much