It's time to clean... everything. Everything must be cleaned. Car. Apartment. I want to get some running in today too.

Here's something that managed to slip out of my brain just now.

They call me Sari. I came to Mellowville University in my second year, having transferred from Dales Theological University. Those who know me might wonder how I survived at Dales, a highly religious school. What they'd fail to understand is that I'm not anti-religious -- far from it! They suggested I leave Dales because I was fascinated with the role of creation in religion.. well, maybe too fascinated. I spent a lot of the first few months there in the library, reading as much as I could about comparitive religion, which they were okay with. The problem, as they see it, was what came next. Eventually I decided it wasn't enough to read about such things, and so I started to write them. I spent many months writing a collection of new creation stories, and eventually began to extend some of them into new moral teachings, new histories, and new religions. My first-year project, which was what ultimately got me the boot, was a well-researched, new faith and belief system, with its own morals, ethics, and customs, all in the form of an 80-page paper. It didn't go over too well. I write to you by the advice of Dr Nancia Gomez, hoping that you will find my application to the Fine Arts program acceptable. I have provided samples of my work in deposit box #1231. Sincerely,

                               Sariah Newcomb