Dear world,

If you have miscellaneous mp3s, and they're parody, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES name them or edit their id3 tag so they appear to be by Weird Al Yankovic UNLESS they are actually by him. Otherwise (and this is the warning part), I will show up at your place of dwelling at 3am with an accordion band, a pair of large shears, and a number of wolves that have not eaten for two days. What happens next will be truly unforgettable. So DON'T DO IT! Grr.