Of all the tales I have to tell, there are none more poignant than the tragic story of Fifi the cat's ill-fated romance with a Fire Hydrant..

Behold! I have updated the media section of my website, with some new photos. Behold as well, below, the amusing things that flowed from my markers while at aforementioned KGB party some time back...

I hereby assign the task to you, dear readers, to start riots and start killing random people because of my posters. Try to make the deaths artistic.