A Program draws dear! Command?

Your options: ATTACK SPELL ITEM RUN
:ATTACK

IMPROV attacks. It is not very effective. Program's hit points have been reduced by 2! Program attacks! Thy Hit decreased by 7.

Command?

:ITEM
:DOCUMENTATION

There is no documentation. Program attacks! Thy Hit decreased by 6 Command?

:SPELL
:READ COMMENTS

There are no comments. Program casts CONFUSION. It is not very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 2! Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUG

IMPROV casts the spell DEBUG. The code is unclear. It is not very effective. Program's hit points have been reduced by 3! Program casts INTERNETS. It is very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 12! You are distracted! Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUGMORE

You are distracted. Program casts WEARY. It is very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 10! You are sleepy. Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUGMORE

You shake off the internets. You are sleepy. Program casts WEARY. It is very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 15! You are sleepy. Command?

:SPELL
:SLEEP

IMPROV goes to sleep. You recover full health. You are no longer sleepy. Program casts INTERNETS. It is very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 11! You are distracted! Command?

:SPELL
:RESOLVE
:NO INTERNETS UNTIL THIS IS DONE

You are no longer distracted. You enter state: FOCUSED Program casts INTERNETS. It is not very effective. Thy Hit decreased by 2! Command?

:ITEM
:TEA

You drink some tea. You recover full health. You enter state: DEEP HACK MODE You get a free turn. Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUGMORE

IMPROV casts DEBUGMORE. Program's hit points have been reduced by 25! Program casts SPAGHETTI. Program enters state: INSCRUTABLE Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUGMORE

IMPROV casts DEBUGMORE. It is not very effective. Program's hit points have been reduced by 3! Program casts FOOD DISTRACTION. Thy Hit decreased by 7! Command?

:SPELL
:DOCUMENT

IMPROV documents Program. Program enters state: SCRUTABLE Program casts SPAGHETTI. It does not work. Command?

:SPELL
:DEBUGMORE

IMPROV casts DEBUGMORE. Program's hit points have been reduced by 30! Program enters state: UNDERSTOOD Program casts DISTRACTION. It does not work. Command?

:SPELL
:CODE

IMPROV casts CODE. Program's hit points have been reduced by 120! Thou hast done well in defeating the Program.

Kudos to those of you who will get this.